When the Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was killed in 1993, most of the animals he had imported as pets — zebras, giraffes, kangaroos and rhinoceroses — died or were transferred to zoos.

But not his four hippopotamuses. They thrived. Perhaps a little too well.

Officials estimate that about 170 hippos, descended from Mr. Escobar’s original herd, now roam Colombia, and the population could grow to 1,000 by 2035, posing a serious threat to the country’s ecosystem.

  • stevedidWHAT
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    48 months ago

    I love this idea lmao.

    • cocaine kangaroo
    • cocaine mosquito swarm
    • cocaine geese
    • cocaine Apache helicopter

    It just works

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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      48 months ago

      You could build up to some kind of Avengers team-up: Cocaine Zoo. That’ll be another $3.50 please Asylum.

      I mean, we currently have:

      • Cocaine Bear
      • Cocaine Shark
      • Cocaine Cougar
      • Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space

      As well as:

      • Methgator
      • Crackcoon
      • Crackodile
      • Cracksquatch

      So… Drug Zoo? Huffing Zoo?

      • stevedidWHAT
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        38 months ago

        In before the movie director sees this and does it.

        If you’re reading this, give us lowly plebs a shout 🥺