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When the Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was killed in 1993, most of the animals he had imported as pets — zebras, giraffes, kangaroos and rhinoceroses — died or were transferred to zoos.
But not his four hippopotamuses. They thrived. Perhaps a little too well.
Officials estimate that about 170 hippos, descended from Mr. Escobar’s original herd, now roam Colombia, and the population could grow to 1,000 by 2035, posing a serious threat to the country’s ecosystem.
I love this idea lmao.
It just works
You could build up to some kind of Avengers team-up: Cocaine Zoo. That’ll be another $3.50 please Asylum.
I mean, we currently have:
As well as:
So… Drug Zoo? Huffing Zoo?
In before the movie director sees this and does it.
If you’re reading this, give us lowly plebs a shout 🥺
I am available for a cameo as “hippo victim #1”.