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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish63•11 months agoDon’t give them ideas. Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. You are to raise the money for the required medical procedure by slave work for the next 75 years.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•11 months agoI mean, they can’t really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn’t you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•11 months agoEasy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•10 months agoInsert the Bender laughing at Leela GIF here.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•10 months agoAh but it doesn’t violate the conventions if we convince people it’s not torture but rather medical treatment!
minus-square@Zronlink5•10 months agoThey can force you to work. Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•11 months ago Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. Death by teleporter?
Don’t give them ideas.
I mean, they can’t really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn’t you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
torture?
*Points at Geneva Conventions.
Only applies to prisoners of war.
Easy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in
New war incoming?
Insert the Bender laughing at Leela GIF here.
*Points at the Constitution.
Ah but it doesn’t violate the conventions if we convince people it’s not torture but rather medical treatment!
They can force you to work.
Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
Death by teleporter?
Sounds like job security!
I get to work, for free?!
Just immediately buy a PS5 with death money.