@DevCat to Political [email protected]English • 1 year agoNo, there is no Area 51. Damn.imagemessage-square105arrow-up11.1Karrow-down153
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imageNo, there is no Area 51. Damn.@DevCat to Political [email protected]English • 1 year agomessage-square105
minus-square@EatYouWelllink92•1 year agoThey probably gave him documents on it, but he’s borderline illiterate so he wouldn’t have touched them.
minus-squarePlasmaDistortionlinkfedilinkEnglish39•1 year agoThat’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•1 year agoHe probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.
minus-squaredittylinkfedilink11•1 year agoIf the documents didn’t say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn’t read them.
They probably gave him documents on it, but he’s borderline illiterate so he wouldn’t have touched them.
That’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.
He probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.
If the documents didn’t say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn’t read them.