didn’t we all grow up needing to be secretive? is it because of the adage of how ‘everyone thinks women are hot’ so like even straight women would get turned on more by their own moaning?

like as a guy i don’t even…have the impulse to involve my voice in it at all

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    I make some noise, no idea how enjoyable it is for the other person, mostly alot of grunting or abusive language. It gets comedic when I’m like, “Yeah bitch, I’m gonna fuck that pussy all night.” Then I cum like 10 seconds later.

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      This is why lesbians have better sex.
      You have fingers and a mouth, you don’t need to stop fucking all night after you cum.

      • @misophist
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        As a straight, I wish I had fingers and a mouth. At least I can have multiple orgasms. Suck it, penis-owners!

      • @Guest_User
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        221 year ago

        As a straight male, I too have fingers and a mouth

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          I’ve just realised you all saw the word lesbian and short circuited, deciding everything following that word was supposedly all about lesbians, and not about the dude who says he stops fucking after he cums.

          Bruh. Try rereading my comment this way, it might make it easier for you to parse without your fantasy lesbians distracting you in the first sentence.

          You have fingers and a mouth, you don’t need to stop fucking all night after you cum.
          This is why lesbians have better sex.

          • @Guest_User
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            Lol calm down it was an off hand joke. Not a great joke and it clearly didn’t land but it certainly wasn’t some grand statement meant to offend

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              I’m not offended? I’m finding this funny. Maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to project your emotions.

              Also I seriously only realised when replying to your comment what the others in this thread were on about by mentioning being straight in response to my comment. Which is why I explained it as it was obviously a parsing error.

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        The problem is more that cumming is the goal for many guys.

        I may won’t last long when penetrating, but we still have fun for hours before and after it.

        And I think that’s a point about how to approach sex, not about sexual identity

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          As a woman that sounds fucking exhausting. I finish as soon as I can and am not interested in going for hours. My boyfriend would want to buy I have sleep or snacks or games to get to. Heck, I’m fine not even finishing and I get annoyed he insists I do. Omg I’m so exhausted just thinking about it ugh.

      • @havokdj
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        Do what? Why would you have to stop for that long? Genuinely asking.

          • @havokdj
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            11 year ago

            Why would you need to stop fucking after you orgasm?

              • @havokdj
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                I was, you just asked me to rephrase the question lol

                  • @havokdj
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                    11 year ago

                    Yes, I did, and I asked you specifically why you would need to stop fucking after you bust a load

            • Ataraxia
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              I hate that my bf insists on going longer after I’m done. I don’t like it. I’m done. Hurry up!

              • @havokdj
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                It’s a mutual thing, some people like going longer, some are one and done.

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      This is the funniest honesty I’ve heard in a long time. Thank you.