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Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic

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Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic

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Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

A Florida man was arrested after allegedly defecating on a dead possum in the middle of rush-hour traffic, according to police.

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That can’t possibly be…

Yep. It’s the actual, unedited headline. This one ought to win some kind of award.

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