• Erasmus
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    201 year ago

    Imagine being in this guy’s regiment.

    ‘Hello comrade, what brings you to us?’

    ‘Nothing much, murdered a few people. Ate someone, you know.’

    • @Whirling_Cloudburst
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      21 year ago

      ‘Vell you know. Ve arrre alrrready murrrderrr the people. Ve don’t have enough rrrations, so, many of us have alrrready eat the people. Welcome to front line comrade’

    • Endorkend
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      21 year ago

      Why does that sound so familiar to me?

      Was that or something very similar said in a TV show at some point?

      • Erasmus
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        31 year ago

        I don’t think so, I thought I just made it up unless I subconsciously copied it by accident.

        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • Endorkend
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          41 year ago

          I think it triggered my memory of Jake’s cellmate in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

          Who is a cannibal and very blasée about it.