“Ruining the lives of my employees weighs heavily on my soul, but do not fret! Lose no sleep over my anguish, for I am prepared for this (unlike the employees I just laid off). I console myself with the confidence that this will help me make much more money. I shall overcome even this trying time and emerge even wealthier than you ever dreamt possible, and those of you who aren’t fired will do most of the work for me. Seriously, we lost a lot of people, so I need you to work unpaid overtime.”