• I Cast Fist
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    611 year ago

    I’d like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

    • Chetzemoka
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      151 year ago

      I can’t tell you how often this ends old people’s lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

      This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

      • Flying Squid
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        41 year ago

        Dogs don’t have this issue. I don’t think pneumonia is a serious problem.

        • Chetzemoka
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          91 year ago

          Oh, so it’s yet another one of those problems caused by that whole “let’s take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright” thing. Thanks, evolution!

    • Flying Squid
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      81 year ago

      Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What’s up with that one, God?

      • @pixeltree
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        11 year ago

        That’s just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically

        • Flying Squid
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          11 year ago

          Why does an omnipotent god need to rely on physics for creations made in his image?

          • @pixeltree
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            21 year ago

            Hmmmmmm, that’s a question for someone religious

            • Flying Squid
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              21 year ago

              Or the god the OP has a question for. But they stay oddly silent on the matter.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.

    • kamen
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      71 year ago

      Evolution do be weird sometimes.