• Lvxferre
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    Luigi Yoshi
    Scared of ghosts Eats ghosts for breakfast
    Gives Mario trouble Gives Mario a ride
    Started out as “Mario for those who can’t play as Mario” Designed from the scratch as a character
    Uses synthetic green dyes in his clothes to LARP as an environmentalist Has his own self-sustainable island, is naturally green
    Weirdo in a costume A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR

    Mama should disinherit Luigi and adopt Yoshi in his place.