https://xkcd.com/2859

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Shipping times vary. Same-ocean delivery may only take a few years, but delivery from the Weddell Sea in Antarctica may take multiple decades, and molecules meant for inland seas like the Mediterranean may be returned as undeliverable by surface currents.

  • @WaxedWookie
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    151 year ago

    …or you could pee in the oven…

    • Aa!
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      111 year ago

      You’re not allowed in my kitchen

    • @DontRedditMyLemmy
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      81 year ago

      In that case, my gift to you should be ready to pick up by now.