ZeroCool to NewsEnglish • 1 year agoConservatives Are Boycotting Froot Loops for Creating a Library of Diverse Children's Books Onlinewww.them.usexternal-linkmessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down124 cross-posted to: politics
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minus-squareIWantToFuckSpezlinkfedilink132•edit-21 year agoConservatives: We are boycotting Froot Loops Everyone else: Because they are unhealthy right?😀 Conservatives: 😐 Everyone else: Right? 😟
minus-square@captainlezbianlink84•1 year agoHonestly I was expecting it to be because they’re rainbow colored and thus turning the kids gay
minus-squareprolelinkfedilinkEnglish47•edit-21 year agoThe rainbow colored sugar milk that you end up with at the end of a bowl is concentrated gayness, and will make you 16-42% more gay.
minus-squareKeriKitty (They(/It))linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoAw YEAH I’m gonna chug that stuff >:3
minus-squareidunnololzlink16•1 year agoHow can they be unhealthy? They are called fruit loops and the loops are colored like fruit. That means the loops are fruit and fruit can’t be unhealthy.
minus-square@Potatos_are_not_friendslink7•1 year agoIt also fulfills our “loop” food needs, like donuts or bagels! Trust me. And I’m a Nutritionist (because anyone can call themselves that).
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoThey switched to mountain dew and a bag of Doritos long ago.
Conservatives: We are boycotting Froot Loops
Everyone else: Because they are unhealthy right?😀
Conservatives: 😐
Everyone else: Right? 😟
Honestly I was expecting it to be because they’re rainbow colored and thus turning the kids gay
The rainbow colored sugar milk that you end up with at the end of a bowl is concentrated gayness, and will make you 16-42% more gay.
Aw YEAH I’m gonna chug that stuff >:3
So gay and diabetic?
Damn cancel culture.
How can they be unhealthy? They are called fruit loops and the loops are colored like fruit. That means the loops are fruit and fruit can’t be unhealthy.
It also fulfills our “loop” food needs, like donuts or bagels!
Trust me. And I’m a Nutritionist (because anyone can call themselves that).
They switched to mountain dew and a bag of Doritos long ago.
Boycott PepsiCo!