• ArugulaZ
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    731 year ago

    They’ve vowed to switch to their other favorite cereal, Racist Bran.

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        1 year ago

        Kalcium is a building material for all them bones. Timmy, how many bones does your body have? 1488? You are right on the money, Timmy. There’s our special Key-KornflaKes cap with a skull for you. (Your friends gonna beat you to have it.) Now, don’t forget to salute the sun and Nestlé for all the sweet corn making you such a Kapable, Kareful Kid. Key-KornflaKes - the Key to the manhood°.

        ° Not recommended for females due to it’s hormonal content. Side effects include: baldness, frequent mood-swings, acute radiation poisoning.

      • @Carvex
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        111 year ago

        Whites-only Pebbles