• FartsWithAnAccent
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    457 months ago

    Retirement?

    Good joke, tell me another: My generation is fucked and will be increasingly fucked in the future because of greedy assholes who got theirs then pulled up the ladder.

    • @[email protected]
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      267 months ago

      My retirement plan is to die in the climate/water wars or famine or disease. If not then I’ll be working till I die. Both are suboptimal choices.

      My boomer parents try to help me feel better by reminding me of a social security that will not exist, pension funds that will not exist, and social stability that will not exist. Yay. Thanks.

      • @TheDubz87
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        67 months ago

        “Best I’ll be able to do is work a half day on the day of my funeral”

        And even then, the mandatory overtime is gonna make me late to my own damn funeral.

    • Snot Flickerman
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      -17 months ago

      My mother doesn’t understand why I don’t have more sympathy for the troubles she is facing in old age and its just like “bitch, I’ll be lucky if I’m living out of my car in my old age.” Get a fucking clue you old hag. We have it worse and will continue to have it worse so why the fuck would we cry tears because you’re sad your church doesn’t take masking seriously. No sympathy for you and your science denying sky daddy worshipping friends, you absolute chucklefuck.

      • @SCB
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        27 months ago

        Get a fucking clue you old hag.

        I cannot imagine that your mother takes you seriously lol