• fatboy93
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    341 year ago

    Gods, I relate to this.

    My wife watches Big Boss which is like Bog Brother everyday.

    My toddler has some song or the other playing all day long.

    I can’t put my headphones because either of the two keep talking all the time.

    When my inlaws visit:

    My dad in law is a media person, so he’s on the phone the whole darn day.

    My mom in law sing-songs her words.

    My sis in law doesn’t remember any song past the first two lines, so she sings the two lines whole fucking day.

    I live in a hellscape of my own device.

    • Norgur
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      241 year ago

      You are the only person on he planet who should use Q-tips in their ears. Clog those eardrums with a good helping of earwax! And if your in-laws visit: Poke the qtip just that liiiiittle bit further until you hear a strange popping sound and sudden silence. Gives you 4 to 8 weaks calm and quiet.