am a girl

get very greasy and acne riddled during puberty

very much not pretty

have embarrassing moments when my period surprised me, bled through my pants onto seats several times

get severely debilitating cramps and have to stick cotton up there several times a day for a week every month

have to deal with this every month for another ~30 years

then get to look forward to menopause

yea wtf is his problem

Also I like long noses and hooked noses, I think they look cool and give character, my husband has one hell of a nose. Women can get hooked/long noses too.