Every day when I get home from work, I get down on the floor to greet our bulldog, and she sneezes directly into my face. I want to be clear that this is not the typical playful half-sneezes that some dogs do, although she does do that with other people. This is an intense, wet, genuine sneeze.

I have tried ignoring her when I get home, thinking that maybe she just needs to calm down a bit, but she will follow me around the house and start whining if I don’t acknowledge her. It makes me too sad. I have to give in.

I have a pretty dirty job so I usually hop right in the shower when I get home anyway. A bit of canine spittle really isn’t that big of a deal, in the grand scheme of things. I’m really just curious about whats going on. Is she allergic to me?

Thanks

  • @Godnroc
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    810 months ago

    Do you wear something with a strong scent? Perfume, cologne, deodorant, too much laundry soap?

    • ZoidsbergOP
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      510 months ago

      I do generally stink when I get home from work.

      • @totallynotarobot
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        510 months ago

        This comment is super tired but I have to say username checks out.

        • ZoidsbergOP
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          310 months ago

          I smell like a delicious rotting whale carcass!