• @HeyMrDeadMan
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    61 year ago

    Man, I last shit my pants like… two weeks ago.

    And there’s very good odds I’ll shit my pants again before the new year.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      You may want to reconsider your dietary choices, or if that’s not it, see a doctor for either your alcohol problem or your severe digestive issues, depending on which it is.

      • @meliaesc
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        11 year ago

        Or just stop wearing pants.