• themeatbridge
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    61 year ago

    Poetry notwithstanding, how exactly does one trip over their own asshole? Like, you’re wearing stilettos and doing hurdles, and you just sorta… twist wrong?

    • @prime_number_314159
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      31 year ago

      I think you have your head so far up your own ass that your feet are in the immediate proximity of your asshole, then walk like a 77 year old white man.

    • @QuandaleDingle
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      21 year ago

      I have to give it to them, it’s absurdly clever. I’ve never heard that one before. XD