• IninewCrow
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    31 year ago

    We were made in his image

    The problem is that we think that God is this good looking guy that is perfect with a great body and super model looks.

    We don’t know what he (or she, or it) looks like … they could just be some bald, beer bellied, greasy looking middle aged person that looks like a man with body hair but is dual booting a penis and a vagina and their face has a shitty frayed beard, enormous nose, buck teeth and crossed eyes.

    They could be so miserable with the looks lottery they lost that they’re now spending eternity trying to make up for it and creating us was the best they could come up with.