• @[email protected]OP
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    231 year ago

    “Hey, you’ll still die, but at least we’ll be able to identity your mangled corpse for your family!”

      • @[email protected]OP
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        1 year ago

        “The helmet held off the drunk redneck in the luxury truck just long enough for us to acquire a tissue sample from which the DNA was sequenced. We were able to positively identify the remains of your child. I’m sorry.”