• @Mewtwo
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    51 year ago

    Black horsey is actually a decepticon and transforms into Starscream who unfortunately has an emotional breakdown because Megatron will not reciprocate Starscream’s undying love, who falls in love with the hot Starbucks barista who just so happens to be a young Shia Labeouf.

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
      31 year ago

      Alternatively, Shia LaBeouf appears from the edge of the map and starts chasing the king impostors. But their legs, they’re caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off their legs, limping toward the cottage, now they’re on the doorstep, sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf, sharpening an axe, Shia LaBeouf.