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    411 months ago

    I am playing the Steam version right now and I noticed that I have just 1 perpetually pissed off dwarf. Upon closer inspection, it’s a child. Who is a sadist, always pissed off and stays away from the other children to get drunk all the time all because when he was, like, 3 years old he was almost mauled to death by a giant squirrel.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      211 months ago

      In my experience, just like coding and writing papers, DF is all about killing children.