minus-squareThe Bartolinkfedilink25•edit-21 year agoIf I don’t get to use a baby alligator as a weapon I’ll be deeply disappointed with rockstar, I want to relive my favourite Florida man story.
minus-square@FlickOfTheBeanlink2•1 year agoThis exchange made me realize the Florida Man is an American mythos older than the Karen. The Internet is writing its own mythology lmao
minus-squareThe Bartolinkfedilink2•1 year agoFlorida man and Florida woman are my 2 favourite superheros. There’s nothing they can’t do.
minus-square@Crack0n7uesdaylink1•1 year agoI want to make pancakes in the middle of a busy intersection.
If I don’t get to use a baby alligator as a weapon I’ll be deeply disappointed with rockstar, I want to relive my favourite Florida man story.
This the wendys story?
Yeah if that’s the drive-thru one.
This exchange made me realize the Florida Man is an American mythos older than the Karen. The Internet is writing its own mythology lmao
Florida man and Florida woman are my 2 favourite superheros. There’s nothing they can’t do.
I want to make pancakes in the middle of a busy intersection.