Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

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The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.

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4•1 year ago
Did anyone else read that as “Woman Enters MRI with a Machine Gun” ?
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