Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

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The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.

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You’re obviously not enough of an ass man, then.
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  Trust me, I’ve repeatedly tried impregnate an ass. Maybe I should try a jackass?

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