EvilHaitianEatingYourCat to Ask Lemmy • 11 months agoHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWmessage-square55arrow-up175arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWEvilHaitianEatingYourCat to Ask Lemmy • 11 months agomessage-square55file-text
minus-squareKinNectarlinkfedilink29•11 months agoTell her the neighborhood is holding a competition of lushest carpet, and you need to take some pictures. Forge a letter from the HOA issuing a citation for an improperly kept “private front lawn”. Tell her you have developed a new kink, waxing Dom. Buy her a thong bikini and tell her you have entered her into the Ms. Rec Center competition in two days time.
Tell her the neighborhood is holding a competition of lushest carpet, and you need to take some pictures.
Forge a letter from the HOA issuing a citation for an improperly kept “private front lawn”.
Tell her you have developed a new kink, waxing Dom.
Buy her a thong bikini and tell her you have entered her into the Ms. Rec Center competition in two days time.