Centrist take: If you can’t get a decent sear on a gas stove you need to learn how to cook.

  • @LoraxEleven
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    -157 months ago

    Walked through a room… . Then slowly dragged through a bubbling pot of piss for 1976sec. Then beat-off-over for six rounds by well hung studs (for flavor and commitment) then shat through a bald eagle with a hawk skawk. Served on an olive tree plank with sturgeon caviar… And wrapped in a kevlar and leaded jacket?

    Fuck you wondering about? It’s American breakfast!