Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  • Extras
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    161 year ago

    If you breathe on it wrong it’ll tear a hole right through it. Hope there’s soap

    • LinkOpensChest.wavOP
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      221 year ago

      It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time

      I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply

      • @[email protected]
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        221 year ago

        So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.

        • @Feirdro
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          211 year ago
          • typical business decision.

          Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.

      • Bonehead
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        71 year ago

        The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand.

        Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.