Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  • HidingUnderHats
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    1310 months ago

    Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.

    I will die on this hill

    • LinkOpensChest.wavOP
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      1810 months ago

      Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.

      • @Kyrgizion
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        110 months ago

        Splinter in your sphincter?

        • @1847953620
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          10 months ago

          wart on your tart?

          ignoramus sands his anus?

    • @RealFknNito
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      10 months ago

      If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.

      I will die on an adjacent hill.

    • @SirSamuel
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      710 months ago

      Except this isn’t 1 ply toilet paper, it’s 1/2 ply 300 grit sand paper

    • @Knives
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      510 months ago

      You should give the Charmin Strong a try if you haven’t. I hate the soft and fluffy ones as they leave lint like you said. I’ve never had an issue like that with the strong.

    • Drusas
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      29 months ago

      Only the cheap fluffy stuff leaves lint. I’ve got all kinds of digestive problems and I use a lot of toilet paper. I would definitely know. But I buy the good stuff (Cottonelle is the best, by the way).