• @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    How do I achieve this in life? Real question. I’ve always wanted bats as like pets or at least a relationship like this with them. How do I do this?

    • @cybervseas
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      271 year ago

      Become a wildlife rehabilitator. Bats are terrible terrible pets.

      • @[email protected]
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        61 year ago

        I know…. I done some research to try and achieve this goal…. But thank you for your answer. I now have to go do more research. “Hey Alexa, where is the nearest bat rehabilitation center?”

        • @Sylver
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          111 year ago

          If you do find one nearby, you can always offer to volunteer some weekly hours. They probably always need some shit-shovelers!

          • @[email protected]
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            21 year ago

            Could you… Keep the shit? Is that allowed?

            I mean, free guano. I can use it for my… Exotic plants…

            • @Sylver
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              31 year ago

              I’m sure you could just slip some in the ol’ prison wallet