• metaStatic
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    11110 months ago

    every time I think I’ve found the perfect woman it’s just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again

    • @meliaesc
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      10 months ago

      If they’re only taking your trash, they are respectable service workers. You should propose.

      • @NegativeInf
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        1110 months ago

        Hi, where do I apply for the Racoon Husband program?

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      1210 months ago

      Run with them. They’ve got everything you need. Run with them. They are free.

      • @soycapitan451
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        210 months ago

        The theme song to The Raccoons really is an 80s banger.