• @LemmysMum
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    110 months ago

    Only in the same way I can teach a rock to swim.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              110 months ago

              You know what they say, there’s a type of pizza for everyone.

              You’re my pizza.

              • @LemmysMum
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                10 months ago

                I appreciate the sentiment, so I’ll backhandedly avoid the quip about some people’s pizza being Hawaiian pizza.

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  110 months ago

                  Is it really pizza if it doesn’t have pineapple on it?

                  Hawaiian with anchovies slap.

                  • @LemmysMum
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                    110 months ago

                    All I’m saying is that the numbers of people who like pineapple on pizza correlate to certain voting records that put their capacity for valuable opinion into question.