• @Selmafudd
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    331 year ago

    Yeah nothing wrong with a bit of prescription mercury to clear up the old syphilis

    • @[email protected]
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      211 year ago

      I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

    • @mriguy
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      91 year ago

      To be fair, if you take a sufficiently high dose of mercury, syphillis will no longer be your biggest problem.