Their foot steps sound like they just have 2 pegs for feet… they hit so hard.

And they frequently, almost daily, spend the entire evening stomping around the entire footprint of their apartment.

Are there people who really just get the top floor, and think “I’m so smart, and everyone else can get fucked” then proceed to make all the fucking noise in the world?

  • forty2English
    47•1 year ago

    I love this game! I used to play it all the time back in the day…

    • maybe they’re holding a sumo wrestler training camp?
    • or possibly training for the hobbyhorse championships?
    • they could be amateur wine makers and they’re stomping grapes?
    • they might just be working on their sweet parkour moves?
    • it’s possible that they’re working on their MMA game?
    • slim odds, but they may be anthropophobic and love a good game of bocce?
    • they’re perpetually stuck on the P90X plyometrics workout?
    • you live below Kriss Kross and they’re reliving the glory days?

    Edit: in all honesty, some people have just never learned the toe->heel method of walking so they clod around like horses

    • @NightAuthorOPEnglish
      7•1 year ago

      You reminded me that last week I actually could tell they were doing burpees in the Livingroom. Between the cadence of the various noises, and the fact they came in 3 sets of 10, I’m like 99% sure. So that was amusing, counting and identifying that activity.