It’s day 2 of my 3.5 day stint home alone without supervision.
So far I’ve left clothes everywhere, traipsed bits of sewing detritus from one end of the house to another, there’s ribbon on the bathroom floor and tbh I don’t even know why, it’s not like I was sewing with ribbon.
I’ve spent all day in a nightie watching Star Trek*, I’ve eaten all the sorbet and am eyeing up the mini Twister lollies that I was under strict instructions not to touch. Macaroni cheese sandwiches for tea last night. No regrets.
Why is there a half-knitted jumper on the living room floor? Why not. Might try cutting a load of my hair off later.
And JUST as I write this post, it’s just started tipping it down. Maybe the lollies will get a reprieve after all!
What are the most degenerate things you look forward to when you’ve got the house to yourself? I’ve got two more days to fill, need ideas.
* why is Captain Kirk telling this young girl how pretty she is. she’s like 10, this is creepy af.
My wife went to Ibiza for a week in May. I went ferral. There were at least 8 dairylea dunker containers on the lounge table at one point. I ate so many crisps I had to hide the packets by putting them straight in the wheelie bin. The fridge and freezer were stocked so I could eat “proper meals” so I had to eat like a week’s worth on the last 2 days. No regrets.
Lol yup this sounds familiar. I got a message on day 3 to make sure I was eating ok and not just living off sweets.
I lied.