• @Cruxifux
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    4611 months ago

    If you don’t have lemmy nobody will fuck you.

    • @AlfredEinstein
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      9311 months ago

      Her: “What’s Lemmy?”

      Me: “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

      Her: (visibly drying)

      • @[email protected]
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        2011 months ago

        “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

        Now we just need Woody Harrelson in here talking about Rampart.

      • @misophist
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        1411 months ago

        Her: (visibly drying)

        Ben Shapiro intensifies.

        • @[email protected]
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          711 months ago

          Let’s say you’ve been a bad girl. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let’s say you’re also daddy’s girl.

          Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      for me it usually one of the three: What’s a lemmy? What is this lemming site? What did you do to Lenny?