Death Row = Chef Boyardee

Monstrés. To be be fair my wine isn’t chilled immediately either, I use an ice mug lol

You forgot to substitute “butter” (margarine) in place of marinara --> margarinera 👺

Edit: are they seriously entitled to wine in prison?! That is wild

Edit: definitely made New Hampshire

Edit: I feel like my real calling is devising elaborate + ironic punishments that actually leave everybody better off and also

teach foolz not to try to teach other foolz lessonz

This should be a violation of civil rights!