Pope Francis has formally approved allowing priests to bless same-sex couples, with a new document explaining a radical change in Vatican policy by insisting that people seeking God’s love and mercy shouldn’t be subject to “an exhaustive moral analysis” to receive it.

  • @dhork
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    2811 months ago

    Organized Religion would be much cooler if it were in Dire Straits. But Jesus might get salty that Mark Knopfler is a better guitar player than He is…

    • Flying Squid
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      411 months ago

      That little Francis got his own jet airplane,

      That little Francis, he’s a millionaire.

      • @theangryseal
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        311 months ago

        billionaire*

        But damn I like your version of the song.

      • @dhork
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        11 months ago

        Money for nothing, and your kids for free

    • @Drivebyhaiku
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      211 months ago

      I mean we dunno. Providing he actually existed maybe the dude would have had Mark Knopfler-like guitar powers in addition to his established list of party tricks… but he decided to show up 1400 years before the first guitar so I guess we’ll have to wait until he comes back before he can have a shot at producing an album.