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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish31•9 months agoborn too early to explore mars born too late to own a house on earth born just in time to finance a pizza from Domino’s
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•9 months agoYou would own even less on mars. You can bet muskrat is going to make air, food and water a subscription service.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•9 months agoyeah fair. mars is gonna be exclusively for rich people who can delude themselves into thinking they’re getting a better experience in literally any way than a 19th century peasant let’s change that to “born too early to fight in the water wars”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-29 months agoI figure I’m safe. I’m gen Z, I’ll be at least 30 by the time they start drafting people
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born too early to explore mars
born too late to own a house on earth
born just in time to finance a pizza from Domino’s
You would own even less on mars.
You can bet muskrat is going to make air, food and water a subscription service.
yeah fair. mars is gonna be exclusively for rich people who can delude themselves into thinking they’re getting a better experience in literally any way than a 19th century peasant
let’s change that to “born too early to fight in the water wars”
Are you sure? Careful what you wish for.
I figure I’m safe. I’m gen Z, I’ll be at least 30 by the time they start drafting people
air tags - rfid chromacolor tags indicating how long until you have to pay your air taxes.