• Dr. Coomer
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    11 months ago

    “Alright. Ive been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. GET MAD. I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO LIFE’S MANAGER. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. With the lemons. I’m gonna get the boys in the lab to make a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN. LIFE WILL RUE THE DAY WHEN IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS.”