Did you unwrap a present early? Maybe wrapped your lips around something else, instead? Share how you were naughty this week with your Lemmy friends :-)

  • @[email protected]
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    41 year ago

    Sometimes all you need is a tasty dong, amirite?

    Keep going with those toys, and you’ll be our human Kirby!

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      I don’t think I’ve quite got that sort of capacity. It would be a pretty good experience to try something interesting though. Kirby breathes fire if he eats fire… I wonder if I could convince someone to drizzle jalapeno juice on themselves. The burn in the mouth and throat from being face-fucked, with the usual fun? Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?

      • @CADmonkey
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        41 year ago

        Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?

        Hi, penis-haver here, I’m going to strongly recommend against fun that includes capsaicin. The head is pretty sensitive to it.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        Well I’m sure you have your answers. All I would say is chillies should stay away from groin!