• @LemmyKnowsBest
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    711 months ago

    are you implying that there’s anything to get ready for? It’s just another day. Wake up every day, take a piss, wash my hands, eat some food, go to work.

    • @9715698
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      511 months ago

      Note to self: start washing hands after pissing in 2024

    • @xkforce
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      11 months ago

      2020: Space plague

      2021: Nutbars tried to decapitate our government

      2022: Ukraine gets invaded

      2023: Hamas does a 911 against Israel resulting in Gaza getting turned into a warzone, tens of thousands dead

      2024: ???

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
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      011 months ago

      wash my hands

      If I’m at home I don’t even do this if I take a piss (live alone). The thought of doing it in the morning feels very…bourgeoisie.

      Get up, swear at the darkness, slam cup on counter and make a strong coffee.