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minus-squaretaiyanglinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 year agoMan, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It’s incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it’s just raging down there.
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoThat’s why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don’t embarrass myself in front of the demons
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoWell, that and to make sure they don’t suck my dick while I’m not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though
minus-squareThe Giant KoreanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoAre you sure we aren’t getting erections while we’re asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?
Man, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It’s incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it’s just raging down there.
That’s why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don’t embarrass myself in front of the demons
Sure, that’s why. ;o
Well, that and to make sure they don’t suck my dick while I’m not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though
Are you sure we aren’t getting erections while we’re asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?