• rynzcycle
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    1011 months ago

    Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

    Paul: Okay…

    Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

    Paul: Yes?

    Carl: reading a book…

    Paul: Go on…

    Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

    Paul: Okay…

    Carl: So, I went up to him…

    Paul: Yes…

    Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

    Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

    Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!