Charlie Sheen was assaulted in his Los Angeles home by a neighbour, police have announced. The woman charged was named as Electra Schrock. She was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary.

    • ConditionOverload
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      2311 months ago

      Bro you make her sound like she’s Juggernaut from the X-Men hah!

      • Flying Squid
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        However, if, while trying to strangle him, she yelled, “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” The court should give her some lenience based on that.

      • Transporter Room 3
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        No, he just googled saw a slightly larger woman and rushed to make a fat joke as quickly as possible.

      • @[email protected]
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        I purposely picked the wrong person because all the correct hits are clearly labelled as such. The media is all over it.

        • @[email protected]
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          Cool, thats a shit excuse to send anonymous hate to a complete stranger via an internet forum, good job.

          You didnt even fuck up in a funny way, the punchline is harassing and mocking a completely innocent stranger for fuckall

          Are you a US politician?

          • @[email protected]
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            Yeah ok but who’s looking at this post? Like 10 people? None of whom are going to do anything but shake their head at my stupid bad joke?

            Besides, how weird is it that two people have the same bizzare name?

            I’ve edited my original post to satisfy you.

            • @[email protected]
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              “Hey man its fine I randomly targeted and mocked a stranger! Odds are only 10, maybe 20 people believed my non-joke and went and harassed her for this! Besides, she deserved it. I think shes kinda fat, and her name is funny!”

              Youre an evil little git, huh? You rip legs off of lizards as a kid? Sick fuck.

              • @[email protected]
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                Wow. Lighten up Francis.

                No one on Lemmy is going to “believe” that’s the perp. Especially with all the chit chat around the post and me saying that it’s not really them, and besides WTF is it anyone’s business to go harassing anyone for being weird to a celebrity neighbour, who doesn’t need their internet help?

                I mean if anyone does that they are fucked in the head ANYWAY and certainly don’t need my help to fuck things up by them wading in for no reason.

                I think you need to go outside and touch some grass.

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                  If you believed a word of this your wouldnt have removed the photo and edited it to hide you mocking her.

                  Weak defense for dogshit behavior. And you know that.

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                    I can put it back if you like.

                    You need to calm down and get a sense of humour in your life. I have a feeling that you are the sort of person who might go smashing through the doors of her neighbour’s house to say something unhinged.

    • @zainitopia
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      711 months ago

      My man, why are you posting her picture in here?