If you get your gallbladder removed and your surgeon says it could cause diarrhea for a while but your discharge papers say take stool softener because of the pain medication? Listen to the surgeon.
It hasn’t been a fun couple of days.
Thank you for reading my very short rant. Back to the bathroom!
Holy Shit (pun intended)!!!
Please, I am not a clergyman.
Maybe you are royalty instead, with your porcelain throne and all that.
I had to give up my claim to the throne when I got my gallbladder taken out. I cannot be the king if my body has been corrupted.
It’s still Saturnalia, so roles are reversed. You can be king for another day or so
Great. I only get the powers of monarchy when I’m stuck in the bathroom.