• @Ensign_Crab
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    210 months ago

    If I want to measure a board, I don’t consult a magazine*. I use a tape measure.

    Similarly, if I want to know how I’m doing financially, I’ll check my bank account balance before the network that continues to employ Jim Cramer.

    *even if I were measuring in potrzebie, I would convert from the imperial units already on my tape measure instead of hunting down a copy of MAD Magazine issue 26. I respect Donald Knuth, but there are limits.