• Ataraxia
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    5211 months ago

    I mean it says meat, not a whole living chihuahua. I’m sure a whole one would be dangerous.

    • @RealFknNito
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      1411 months ago

      They’re not wrong. I put bacon in the microwave and haven’t gotten sick from it. Usually I just sicken those around me.

      • @w2tpmf
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        711 months ago

        I got sickened reading this.

      • @Tikiporch
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        611 months ago

        Microwave bacon is acceptable, but not ideal.

        • @[email protected]
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          611 months ago

          You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

          • kase
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            11 months ago

            NOT IN THE MICROWAVE

            (I’m guessing this was a joke lol)

            E: actually now that I think about it you’re not wrong lmao

          • @voidMainVoid
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            211 months ago

            And you can throw your phone in there to recharge it, too!

    • ddh
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      811 months ago

      A whole chihuahua is more dangerous outside a microwave than inside.

    • @PastyWaterSnake
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      411 months ago

      Cook your own dog? No child should ever have to do that. Dogs should be raw! And living!