I want to make a hockey team equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters called the Plymouth Palefaces. Instead of being super skilled and making fools of the other team, they obviously cheat and pay off the refs (or just have guys on their team obviously swap out with the ref). Their mascot (a white guy in a pilgrim outfit) could go up and push the other mascot down and walk away, then when the other mascot comes back upset they can act affronted. Then they could have a couple policemen come and beat up the other mascot. Also, any time the other team scores, the players throw a fit and call it cheating.

Somehow I don’t think Hockey would be the right demographic foelr something like that.