• FauxPseudo
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    1 year ago

    Water is more dangerous than fentanyl. Got it.

    Edit: I meant this is a joke. Apparently this joke about water was a little too dry.

    • @[email protected]
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      211 year ago

      Water is more dangerous then fent, in your blood.

      So when you cut yourself or scrape your knee, dont rinse with water! Rinse with fentanyl. Its safer.

      • @pozbo
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        81 year ago

        Got a list or map of the fentanyl springs in my area?

    • @zipzoopaboop
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      81 year ago

      People here don’t have a sense of humour

    • admiralteal
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      71 year ago

      Non-sterile tap water being injected to people who are pretty much definitionally very sick.

      If you did that to a regular, healthy adult? Likely no big deal, though I certainly wouldn’t recommend it. But to someone, say, recovering from a major surgery who’s in a lot of pain? Extremely bad plan.